This scroll is missing!

It was tragically lost in the Great Fire of 204, when a candlelit romp in the Forbidden Stacks turned into a blaze of passion—quite literally. Scholars suspect it contained secrets too sultry for mortal eyes.

A request for a replica has been dispatched to the Moonlit Archives of the Elven Realms, where scribes transcribe only by starlight and sighs. Until it returns, the knowledge within remains cloaked in ash and mystery.