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Chronicles of Carnal Curiosities

A chaotic table covered in bizarre artifacts: a vibrating crystal egg, a sentient scroll making faces, a floating book of jokes, and glowing maps of the unexplored sensual planes.

Filed under “miscellanea” by the cautious and “treasures” by the bold, these chronicles brim with rarities, rumors, and the oddest wonders the Great Library has collected. Each scroll is a mystery unto itself — a riddle in ink, a story from distant lands, or a discovery that defies classification.

Here lie tales of talking toys, diagrams of uncharted pleasure species, strange customs from forgotten realms, and essays on philosophical erotica. It is the archivist’s playground — where footnotes flirt and side quests seduce.

Wander freely. Curiosity is the only compass.

Illustration of a damaged magical codex, glowing faintly with torn pages and a flickering arcane lock.

This Codex’s Contents Disappeared!

This codex once held sensual knowledge whispered through time—but alas, it has vanished! Rumors say a rogue scholar spirited it away during the last eclipse. The librarians are currently chasing down enchanted breadcrumbs (and one suspicious raven). Please be patient while we recover the scrolls, retranslate the runes, and ward the shelves against further mischief.

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