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A magical fantasy library noticeboard glowing with scrolls, runes, and enchanted light in a sensual ancient hall.

Rules of Behaviour

In the hushed heart of the Great Library of Flesh and Flame, knowledge is sacred and desire is disciplined. Here, amidst towers of whispering tomes and shelves of enchanted toys, every visitor is bound by the ancient Codex of Conduct. These rules are not mere formalities—they are incantations of respect, rituals of safety, and the invisible threads that bind this realm of lustful lore together. Before you wander into the scroll-stained alcoves or trace your fingers across forbidden runes, take a moment to read. The Archivists are always watching... and some carry whips.

📜 General Conduct in the Great Library of Flesh and Flame

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Maintain a reverent hush

Moans, gasps, and whispered incantations are allowed in moderation. Loud disruptions will awaken the Archivists.

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Do not feed the sentient tomes

Yes, they beg. Yes, they purr. No, you may not give them your essence, hair, or dreams.

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Absolutely no open flames

We still mourn the scrolls lost in the Great Fire of 404. Use glowstones or enchanted light only.

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No indecent acts in public alcoves

Passion is sacred, but the reading nooks are not for coupling. Ask a Librarian for access to a private chamber of reflection.

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Stow familiars, pets, and summoned beings in the stable

Only registered creatures of wisdom may roam the stacks. Children are not permitted unless magically aged and self-aware.

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Respect intellectual sovereignty

Reproduction of scrolls or lore without written and carnal consent is forbidden.

📖 Use of Scrolls and Artifacts

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Access is free and sacred

All may learn, regardless of origin, orientation, or number of limbs.

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Library sigil required to borrow

Acquire your personal sigil (card) at the Circulation Altar. Yes, it glows when you're near your favorite genre.

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Lost or corrupted tomes must be reported

The library will extract payment in gold, service, or tales.

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Do not mar the pages

Scribbling, tearing, or defiling sacred texts may summon the Curator's wrath (and her chain-whip of correction).

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Return what you've borrowed in due time

Late returns will result in mild curses, stern lectures, or sensual tickling. Depending on the moon phase.

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Borrowing limits exist

Even the most eager minds must pace themselves. Consult your sigil for your current limits.

🪑 Use of Spaces and Sanctums

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Do not feed the sentient tomes

Yes, they beg. Yes, they purr. No, you may not give them your essence, hair, or dreams.

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Cleanse your presence

Leave no trace, sweat, or candle wax behind. The library is a shared temple of flesh and knowledge.

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Use the crystal lockers if needed

Personal items must not clutter the walkways. A tidy soul is a focused soul.

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Respect the sanctity of zones

The Whispering Galleries are for silent study, the Carnal Cabins for group exploration, the Restricted Vaults for licensed minds only.

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Do not tamper with furnishings

Rugs conceal runes, lamps bind shadows, and tables bite back if moved.

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